I had lunch with some friends today, but arrived late because Reggie was sick. Reggie has a permanent liver-related health problem, so Reggie gets sick a lot.
Once I reached the restaurant, my friends wanted to hear the gory details about Reggie and I explained how I could hear his insides “gurgling,” but I wasn’t sure if it was his stomach, his liver, or… But I was
interrupted at this point:
“Livers don’t make noise.”
(Mr. Livernois, was sitting at our table, but didn’t make the comment, really thought this was pretty funny.)
This was the beginning of a bloody, gruesome, comprehensive discussion on doggie-ailments—and I wasn’t the one talking! Let’s put it this way, Reggie’s gurgling innards—whether caused by stomach, liver, or GI tract—completely paled in the ick-category compared to Sparky’s liver hanging out on the floor.
Trust me, you don’t want to know! And all this was before we even ordered lunch!