Several years ago I was walking out of a restaurant with some friends and overheard a conversation that has made me laugh ever since. I thought of it again tonight and decided to share.
Girl: (Says something to Mother, but I couldn't hear it.)
Mother: Yes, you have been here once before.
Girl: (Asks another question I couldn't hear.)
Mother: No, you were too little then to remember.
Girl: (Asks another question, as children are want to do.)
Mother: Yes, you were a girl! You will always be a girl!